That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another..

Letting Go: A Little Bit at a Time is filled with big ideas that just might change your life. Wise, witty, and important..

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult..

I've been in more laps than a napkin..

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you..

Euphonic and harmonious expressions, forcible and just expressions, profound and comprehensive expressions, and especially apt and witty expressions,….

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes..

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators..

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch..

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense..

I like my man to be witty; he needs a sense of humour and needs to be extremely well-mannered..

I'll sleep when I'm dead..

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action..

A person who speaks cleverly is witty; one who asks questions is smart..

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law..

I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde..

I've been blessed, because the type I started in was competition based. It was about being witty and smart and innovative and different. I don't get ….

For me, a male image that I'm really moved by is somewhere between of Oscar Wilde type of a male: the fop, the long hair, the suits, too witty for hi….

You're a good man, Charlie Brown..

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at..