Quotes on Witty

If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.

Well-behaved women seldom make history.

Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

People who can't be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate.

Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.

He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.

I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

Until the day arrives when all women decide that our rights are not negotiable, our future choices will not be secure.

A poet can survive everything but a misprint.

Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.