Quotes on Witty

Big Data is like teenage sex: everyone talks about it, nobody really knows how to do it, everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, so everyone claims they are doing it.

When I got my first TV set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships with other people.

Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

Hatred is blind, as well as love.

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

It is perfectly possible to live a very moral life without a belief in God, and I think it's perfectly possible to live a life peppered with ill-doing and believe in God.

The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.

I'm going to show you the real New York - witty, smart, and international - like any metropolis. Tell me this: where in Europe can you find old Hungary, old Russia, old France, old Italy? In Europe you're trying to copy America, you're almost American. But here you'll find Europeans who immigrated a hundred years ago - and we haven't spoiled them. Oh, Gio! You must see why I love New York. Because the whole world's in New York.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.