Quotes on Witty

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I can levitate birds. No one cares.

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.

There is nothing - absolutely nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.

When you realize the value of all life, you dwell less on what is past and concentrate more on the preservation of the future.

I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.

A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Howard Zinn was magical as a teacher. Witty, irreverent, and wise, he loved what he was teaching and clearly wanted his students to love it, also.

Years and years ago, I did a game based on 'Hitchhiker's Guide' with a company called Infocom, which was a great company. They were doing witty, intelligent, literate games based on text.

Whatever it is, I'm against it.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

If you give your life as a wholehearted response to love, then love will wholeheartedly respond to you.