I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most….

Had we taken all of Iraq, we would have been like a dinosaur in the tar pit - we would still be there, and we, not the United Nations, would be beari….

A chrysanthemum by any other name would be easier to spell..

When I started in this [music] business, I had a dream, but it was amorphous, and I had no experience. I just had a fuzzy notion of what life would b….

About half the practice of a decent lawyer is telling would-be clients that they are damned fools and should shut up..

It is the cruelest of all ironies that moderns imagine themselves to be (abstractly understood) "individuals," because in actuality moderns are "type….

I'm not fond of any of my films in an intimate way, but Gregory's Girl would be number 4 on my list..

I always thought it would be really cool to be playing the drums in the show and then have your astral body or whatever travel all through the audien….

I thought doing reality TV would be the greatest success of my life or the biggest mistake..

The only possible role that I can see for reconciliation would be to make modest changes in the major package to improve affordability, to deal with ….

Oh why do we not say the important things, it would be so easy, and we are damned because we do not..

It would be naive of me to suggest that with Russia committed militarily, as it is, to supporting what in many cases are barbarous tactics by the Ass….

I know one thing. If a NASCAR driver ever got on the court with me, they wouldn't be able to keep up. That would be like me driving a bus in a NASCAR….

Another merit of home is that it preserves the diversity between individuals. If we were all alike, it might be convenient for the bureaucrat and the….

[Donald] Trump would want to cosy up to him for sure, and he'd be right to do that. Which would be good for the world..

Reader, I am myself the subject of my book; you would be unreasonable to spend your leisure on so frivolous and so vain a matter..

For 99 issues out of 100 we could say that at some price they are cheap enough to buy and at some price they would be so dear that they would be sold..

The development of weapons of mass destruction and the missiles to carry them would be a very destabilizing effect, should Iran be able to accomplish….

The sign is determined at the moment I use it and for the object of which it must form a part. For this reason I cannot determine in advance signs wh….

I choose L'Arche; L'Arche chooses me. I would be dead if I weren't here. I need people to love me and care for me..

I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swiv….