Occupation: Singer-Songwriter Birth: October 23, 1959
I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve so….
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you..
I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just gre….
I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is ….
He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue..
You don't need to be defined by your job..
I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s..
What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they ha….
I'll be mellow when I'm dead..
As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not..
When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience..
In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answe….
I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump..
It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III..
I don't watch anything on a regular basis - I tend to binge-watch things..
I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps..
I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound..
Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but ….
I'm very analytical, I'm very precise..
It fit pretty nicely into my schedule because we'd pretty much finished the bulk of promotion for Mandatory Fun and were just getting geared up for t….
If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it..