What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they ha….

I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about mys….

I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Osw….

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years..

Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint..

If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do ….

You still have Top 40 radio now, but it's 40 different stations. There aren't many hits that everybody knows, and there aren't many real superstars..

I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is ….

I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime..

I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I'll write a notebook full….

I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life..

In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a ve….

I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stay….

I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was t….

It's hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough i….

In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answe….

I'll be mellow when I'm dead..

The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who..

He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine..

Well I've made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it's probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I've….

Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling..