Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me..

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under..

My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child..

I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture..

Pop culture's gotten much more disposable..

I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively..

I'm free to do what I please, I'm probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay to….

I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr..

By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube..

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes..

One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four yea….

In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people would soon forget about me..

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy..

I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it's very difficult to figure out where I fit..

I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits - and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ….

When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey..

I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me..

I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole..

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab..

There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall..

There aren't that many superstars around anymore..