I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team..

It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I've ever done, so it's a lot of self-imposed pressure that also k….

You fake something until you're good at it..

I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps..

If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do ….

I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is ….

That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism..

Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain..

A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice..

In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answe….

Well I've made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it's probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I've….

I have a long-standing history of respecting artists' wishes..

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing..

People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'.

I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying….

I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've got Could see all kinds of things other people could not! So then why get upset if somebody like me Tri….

As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun..

Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys..

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt..

I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a b….

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight..