I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really..

How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?.

If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it..

Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really..

The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that..

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight..

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it..

That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do, and keep doing them until I get go….

Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but ….

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt..

When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience..

My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh..

People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'.

Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves..

As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it's been a huge promotional tool for me..

Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you'll actu….

I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like the….

As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not..

I've always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it! Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better th….

Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on thei….

Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys..