I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be..

I'm not sure I'd classify any topics as off-limits, but I don't look for new territories to offend. There's my joke about when my roommate beat cance….

I feel like you know what you're going to be good at when you're older based on what you like when you're younger. When I was younger my best friend ….

Song "Sixteen Going on Seventeen" is actually about syphilis..

I don't try to be feminist. I just am. It's innately inside me. I have no interest in trying to be the perfect feminist, but I do believe feminists a….

We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear..

My mom made me think I was gorgeous. When I was younger she was like, 'Look at you! You're an angel. You sparkle!' And I was like, 'I do!' You believ….

My comedy is unapologetic and fearless. Like, sometimes you'll wind up having condomless sex with someone that you probably shouldn't. I'm interested….

I've never slept with anyone who could help me at all. No one. I wish I had. If anything, everyone I've had sex with has been a real step in the wron….

I hope that the next time you go to a concert, the band doesn't play the song you wanna hear! And instead, they just play songs off their new album!.

Let's all just follow the lead of Glamour, and join forces and lift each other up..

I feel very open with people, and I'm good at disarming them and having conversations..

I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I just thought it was, like, his thang, you know?….

You shoot saltwater in your ass?.

Very neat for a boy; always cleaned up his mess, no matter where he got it on me. He's Hispanic, so he's like, 'Now who's the wetback?' I'm like, 'He….

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes..

I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting - I'm drinking for two. Thank you, wo….

Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty..

I don't feel any sense of competition at all, and that might be my naïveté, but I don't feel pitted against anyone at all..

Everyone is allowed to have their own boundaries. You just are. No matter how you dress, no matter what you say or anything, and I feel strongly abou….

I finally just slept with my high school crush. But I swear; now he expects me to go to his graduation - like I know where I'm going to be in three y….