Every woman deals with sexism most every day of their lives. Growing up, it's just in your day-to-day. There are all these preconceived notions of wh….

He was really into family... He'd never come on the road with me on the weekends 'cause he wanted to spend time with his wife..

To me, feminism means equality between men and women. I want to make people laugh and also point out some injustices or inequalities I see..

I hate false advertising, like 'Skittles: taste the rainbow.' No one's ever been like, 'Rainbow, right you guys?' Or what's Reese's? 'There's no wron….

I only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away, too..

I've done some things I'm embarrassed about, and I like to tell people about them so that maybe they feel less embarrassed or alone when they do some….

The truth is, whoever I've dated, if I've ever wanted to talk about them on stage, I've asked them first, and I've gotten their permission to tell a ….

I've got a terrible person in me just as much as anybody else, and I think - I like to think I also have a really good person in me..

It was the best night of my life, getting to dance on stage with Madonna!.

I don't try to be feminist. I just am. It's innately inside me. I have no interest in trying to be the perfect feminist, but I do believe feminists a….

I have gotten death threats - that was scary. But it just made me want to use my voice more..

The last couple of roles I missed out on went to Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel and Olivia Wilde..

Some street jokes are just timeless. There's an old street joke about comedians. The joke is that a beautiful girl comes up to a comedian at the end ….

I'm not extra sensitive to handshakes. I shake hands all the time..

I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be..

Stand-up is not something that you're good at right away. You have to do it a ton. But, I think I got to shave a year off because I didn't have to ge….

I want to keep working really hard at getting better at stand-up and touring, and I can't imagine a time when I won't want to do that. But, who knows?.

My mom is very good at being passive-aggressive, and my Dad is a total wiseass, so I think the mixture of the two of them is my comedy. But, I am def….

You have to pretend like you want to use a condom. I like to say something fun when I bring it up, but honest. I'll be like, 'You're going to want to….

I am not who I sleep with. I am not my weight. I am not my mother. I am myself. And I am all of you, and I thank you..

I'm not sure I'd classify any topics as off-limits, but I don't look for new territories to offend. There's my joke about when my roommate beat cance….