I only wear heels when it's 100-percent required, and even sometimes not then. I have to talk myself into a bra. I've done an hour of standup where I….

The girls that I grew up with, and my friends and I, we just never had interests in common. I loved comedy. I loved Saturday Night Live, Gilda Radner….

I may sound like a megalomaniac, but I feel like I'm equipped to become a great, memorable comedian, if I keep working my ass off and staying at the ….

My background is in theater. I was a theater major in college..

I always did plays, I got the comedic roles in college ... or, uh, the ones that would get naked..

My mom made me think I was gorgeous. When I was younger she was like, 'Look at you! You're an angel. You sparkle!' And I was like, 'I do!' You believ….

I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think….

I am a hot-blooded fire and I am fearless..

I'm still proud of a lot of my jokes when I started..

I feel like you know what you're going to be good at when you're older based on what you like when you're younger. When I was younger my best friend ….

I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story - I will..

It's a weird age. They're like, 'Amy, I'm pregnant.' And I still don't know whether to be like, 'Congratulations,' or 'Do you need a ride?.

I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard..

The way that these girls keep themselves skinny is awful, isn't it? By vomiting or using hard drugs - which I can't afford..

I was actually on two reality shows, which is crazy. Just to think that, out there, there was some guy, like flipping through the channels, being lik….

I've never slept with anyone who could help me at all. No one. I wish I had. If anything, everyone I've had sex with has been a real step in the wron….

To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the best vehicle that you have to communic….

My comedy is unapologetic and fearless. Like, sometimes you'll wind up having condomless sex with someone that you probably shouldn't. I'm interested….

I care about what the people I care about think about me. It's a short list, but I really care about what those people think..

I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was..

Comedy isn't really something where you get discovered. You can't network your way to being funny or talented. It's not hard to get seen if you're fu….