Occupation: Humorist Birth: October 20, 1925 Death: January 17, 2007
War for most men is not fighting or marching in parades. It is sitting around somewhere wondering what the hell you are supposed to be doing..
Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people..
People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even.
Over the years I have met a lot of important people, but no one as important as Elvis Presley..
Human beings thrive on action. Stagnation does not wear well with us. We are said to have our origins as hunter-gatherers. We run and we chase. We ar….
I didn't go on dialysis because I was 81 years old and I'd done everything I wanted, or so I thought..
A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it..