I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously..

I gotta be honest with you. Im kind of jealous of the way my dad gets to talk to my mom sometimes. Where are all those old-school women you can just ….

I still remember the first gig where I got people going, it was Rascals in New Jersey, and the place was packed. I was scared. People were expecting ….

If you're on social media as a performer you can tell. If you don't get any Tweets you know it's bombed. I can pretty much gauge how it's doing by co….

I enjoy collaborating with other people..

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene..

I was a feature one time and they gave me host money. When I called to complain the guy goes "no you didn't feature, you co-hosted". He literally inv….

Actually they [ Netflix] were telling us to push it further and I've never gotten a nod like that from anybody in the industry, so it's been awesome ….

Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are..

My parents have a ridiculous work ethic; my dad just works, works, works, works, works. I think it would be hard to find a guy who's logged more hour….

London was like that too. It was that time of year when all the rich kids with the oil money have their cars shipped over. Some of the most beautiful….

Like I said, you guys in the media will treat the dumbest jack**s in the entire f***ng world like they won a Pulitzer prize for journalism and will p….

I loved the [English] countryside. I went to John Bonham's grave..

There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet..

If you get a chance to go outside of the country, you start examining where you're from and some of the thought processes. Like when I finally got aw….

I'm one of those guys where you know, I'm 23 years into this and I love the road more than ever and rather than whittling down my schedule to just pl….

Well probably the coolest show of that whole tour was in Germany. I had a chunk of material on [Adolf] Hitler, and I was worried about how they'd rea….

I've been bumped, I've had to go up after them, I've had stuff thrown at me, I've been booed. I've had people steal from me and lie to me..

I consider Ric Flair to be one of the great comedic minds. But I never got to see him growing up because that was back when they still had territorie….

It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of nowhere comes this speeding ….

Any other town you go to there's this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder. A little good advice, a little bad advice.You go to Las Vegas….