The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the….

Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television..

The world's like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it's real, that's how powerful our minds are.

This is the idea that has made me...an anonymous figure in America...If you have children here tonight...they are NOT special..

Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do..

I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be….

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free..

God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality..

Sixteen years I've pounded my head against the mentality of America, which...I'd say it's about an 8th grade emotional level..

I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe de….

Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority..

Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't...Paula Abdul doesn't...there does seem to be a pattern..