How many of y'all wondered, like I did, during the LA riots when those people were being pulled out of their trucks and beaten half to death - step o….

...I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An 'avenging GOD'? One who created Hell for those who don't b….

I am available for children's parties, by the way..

The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans..

Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what ….

I was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties..

We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution..

People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was….

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out..

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth..

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnat….

You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really un-evolved?.

What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis; not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool..

Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here's my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride ....

I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death..

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night..

In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final..

That's what I'm gonna do: quit gradually...I'm gonna lose one lung; little while later I'm gonna lose the other one..

Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by the very….

The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of pe….

I saw...a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs..