People tell me, 'Bill, let it go. The Kennedy assassination was years ago. It was just the assassination of a President and the hijacking of our gove….

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution..

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you..

Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious….

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake..

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana ag….

I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us...to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells..

I saw a sign on the side of the road in Tennessee once that said 'dirt for sale'... what a great country we live in. DIRT for sale. How would you lik….

I've said all that I've had to say..

That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama..

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side..

The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one..

The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey...there's one guy holding up both!.

People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'.

"Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer.".

I...am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light...in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required..

What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on the….

Nonsmokers--this is for you and you only. Ready? Nonsmokers die every day. Sleep tight..

I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth..

I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you..

As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people..