I'm not going to throw away the hand of friendship to suit 100 Trotskyites in Glasgow..

On George W Bush: That man sits at that desk in the White House with the button that can end the world. My father's younger than him and we don't giv….

I?m much bigger in Britain than I am there. I'm well-known, but my name's That Guy in America. . . . People shout: "Hey ? I know you! You're That Guy….

I'm one of the school of people who don't do research of the reality of the thing or the unreality of the thing. In all the movies I've done, I've ne….

All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a cow a good fright, entangle a Yorkshire t….

Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was "How are you getting….

If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting..

Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it's like they're in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into t….

I think age is terribly overrated. You're okay as long as you don't grow up. By all means grow old, but don't mature. Remain childlike, retain won….

Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease..

Well, the film's not only pricking the pomposity of the Church, it's pricking the pomposity, and sometimes you would think fraudulence, of the insura….

When I read 'Be real, don't get caught acting,' I thought, 'How the hell do you do that?'..

I'd never consciously left home to see a zombie movie. They were fine by me, but I had no intention of ever being in one. But I've been learning more….

If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?.

There's nothing like it, but it's not as good as you think it's going to be. . . . I was disappointed because there are records of people finding thi….

I spent the whole time battering people I liked and singing with my arm round people I loathed..

I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you spe….

The world needs more Edwin Morgans, people who can take the language and swing it round their heads and don't care what you think..

Now, the country is in a terrible state, and you've blamed it on a number of things: Unemployment rate, the value of the pound and all that... wrll, ….

The strangest thing is at tea breaks, or coffee breaks or lunch, you forget you're a zombie. And you're talking about politics to somebody at the tab….

Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide a….