I've always liked it here. Part of me is Irish. My family comes from the west coast, so whenever I come to Ireland I get a wee tingling in my heart t….

Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it wou….

Don't work out, work in..

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter..

I once travelled to Adelaide on Emu Airways. I was 5,000 ft up in the air when someone pointed out to me that emus can't fly.

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards..

I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days..

Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words..

Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying..

Never trust anybody with only one book..

Where do you go when you die? The same place you were before you were born; nowhere! It's over!.

I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you..

Never trust people who've only got one book..

I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up..

I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher..

I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better..

A fart is just your arse applauding..

In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded..

Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint..

When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate..

The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York be….