A false or misunderstood word may create as much disaster as a sudden thoughtless act..

Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going..

I'm sixty-five and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics, but if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be forty-eight..

The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic..

Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness..

Though statisticians in our time have never kept the score, Man wants a great deal here below and Woman even more..

Salvador [Dali] was brought up in Spain, a country colored by the legends of Hannibal, El Greco, and Cervantes. I was brought up in Ohio, a region st….

Every time is a time for comedy in a world of tension that would languish without it. But I cannot confine myself to lightness in a period of human l….

The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his..

A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you'v….

I could have killed Gregory Fitzhurst at three hundred feet with my left hand..

Reason is 6/7 of treason..

I drew pictures rapidly and with few lines, because I had to write most of the pieces, too, and couldn't monkey long with the drawings. The divine ur….

Love is what you've been through with somebody..

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess..

I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night..

Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer..

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself wi….

Remember laughter. You'll need it even in the blessed isles of Ever After..

The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they've been through it too….

In the pathways between office and home and home and the houses of settled people there are always, ready to snap at you, the little perils of routin….