You just did a whole read-through. The lie that brought us into war was that Iraq was a threat to us. Well, now it is a threat. Now it is a terrorist….

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in..

The teabaggers - do I know every single one of them? No. Can I see that there's a lot of racist bullshit going on? Absolutely. Would it have been wel….

I'm sorry for being me. I won't ever do it again..

The inked fingers and the position of them, which is gonna be a 'Daily Show' photo already, of them signaling in this [Nazi salute] manner, as if the….

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness..

I'm almost 46. You become no longer even regarded in a sexual way. As you get older you're just taken out of that realm. So it's not anything that pa….

You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,' ... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't hav….

Yes, I think lots of people are eager to obtain weapons of mass destruction. But there's no evidence that he has weapons of mass destruction. There's….

Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody..

... being a feminist means that you believe in civil rights and social justice..

You can't have cinema by committee if you're trying to do it well..

To a right-winger, unions are awful. Why do right-wingers hate unions? Because collective bargaining is the power that a worker has against the corpo….

I think what hinders the argument is when people are afraid of hurting the feelings of racists and people who are genuinely - some of them - out of t….

So, apparently, if you are a pre-sentient mass of cells, this country will protect you and your rights to the n-th degree. If you have made the mista….

I think the parts I was offered when I was younger, where I was asked to play that kind of slacker person, that was just because people would go, "Oh….

TV, it's a director's medium, and they wanna make it look interesting. To be rehearsing mostly for the sake of where you're standing so they can do t….

Historically the mainstream media has never been particularly friendly to any socially progressive ideas..

Until as women we all say, No! We are not going to starve ourselves, nothing is going to change. We're our own worse enemies sometimes but I still bl….

I think that by staying out of shape at the age of 33 I'm doing myself a huge favor for my future. There will never be anyone commenting on how I've ….

There's no reason to be doing comedy during the day in a hot tent. I don't know why anyone thinks it's a good idea, but festival after festival keeps….