Occupation: Comedian Birth: September 28, 1964
It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about..
I think that by staying out of shape at the age of 33 I'm doing myself a huge favor for my future. There will never be anyone commenting on how I've ….
Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking..
You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, 'Oh yeah, I forgot about her.'.
I'm not a big fan of the comics competing against each other..
It's been hard in entertainment as a 45-year-old woman to find jobs. They get fewer and far between if you're older, unless you're one of the few luc….
When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'.
Like I said, I'm just grateful when anyone offers me a job. It's like, "Okay. I'll do it." FBI agent is one, too, when you get older. When you're kin….
There is no way any rational, reasonable person can say that the Bush Administration has been good for America..
To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first..
Conservative talk radio hosts have conned the American people into thinking there is such a thing as a pro-life, pro-war, pro-gun, pro-death penalty ….
I got mugged. And they got my knapsack with my comedy notebook in it. So if anybody see two cholos bombing at the Funny Bone chain, that would be the….
There is no blacklist. In the first place, in the entertainment business, money talks, bullshit walks. So Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins won't be bla….
You get pigeonholed by what you sort of look like. And I don't mean this in a self-deprecating way. I'm grateful for any opportunity to act. But I th….
Historically the mainstream media has never been particularly friendly to any socially progressive ideas..
I'm not a disciplined writer..
You can't have cinema by committee if you're trying to do it well..
I'm sorry for being me. I won't ever do it again..
Not that I was ever an asshole but I used to be much more of a bulldozer..
I make jewelry occasionally. I'm not a hobbyist. I'm a reader, I'm a lover of books, I like to watch movies, but mostly a lot of nothing. I'm quite c….
I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a ….