Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it's not me who has said I was political..

Well I don't know what the city of Hollywood knows about foreign policy, but do I know that a lot of people do learn and educate themselves about pol….

I did not support Operation Desert Fox..

Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'.

German accents and Hassidic accents aren't that romantic. They're more harsh. Although Hebrew, when spoken by certain people, sounds beautiful. There….

Herman Cain is probably well liked by some of the Republicans because it hides the racist elements of the Republican Party. Conservative movement and….

But let me ask you this though, first and foremost: who's your favorite Spice Girl? Mine is Sporty Spice and I'll tell you why. You know what? She mi….

The right, like Pat Buchanan and Rush Limbauggh, use women and the black man and the Hispanic immigrant and the gay man as a scapgoat for society's i….

We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men..

You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative..

Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back..

I don't think that the administration is being particularly honest with the American people about what this is going to cost in life and in dollars, ….

It's not like I would see anyone and be like, "Oh yes, that person looks like maybe I had an impact on them." I don't think I did. I don't think I ev….

I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations..

The handful of corporations that own most of the media outlets have an interest in reflecting establishment views..

We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab. [We thought] you have to go down to t….

You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it..

As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se..

Anybody who French bashes just might as well wear a badge that says 'I am a follower! I don't think for myself and I have no idea what I'm talking ab….

There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together.'.

How long do we have to deal with conservative failure? How long? Thirty years is not enough? So I would say enough with that, and I would say check o….