This world is bullshit. And just because I appear in music video wherein I am in my underwear, and make young women feel not good enough so that they….

TV, it's a director's medium, and they wanna make it look interesting. To be rehearsing mostly for the sake of where you're standing so they can do t….

People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children..

I guess intractable right-wing ideologues are my mortal enemy..

I don't understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why exac….

When I talk about people wrapping themselves in the flag and hiding behind Jesus - that's an anti-intellectual thing to do in the political process, ….

So, apparently, if you are a pre-sentient mass of cells, this country will protect you and your rights to the n-th degree. If you have made the mista….

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness..

Last night, I went to a birthday party, and this girl brought a cake and a cheesecake. And the other girls that lived in the apartment, I swear to Go….

Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top..

I wound up getting a lot of other opportunities in the nineties, and then sort of as quickly as it started, it just as quickly ended around 2001. And….

I didn't start acting until I was 27, and that was just through Gary Shandling and Ben Stiller who I knew through stand-up. And they both in the same….

There's no reason to be doing comedy during the day in a hot tent. I don't know why anyone thinks it's a good idea, but festival after festival keeps….

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl..

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in..

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area..

Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!".

Rejection kills, disappointment only maims..

I'm a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much..

You can tell a lot about a person by how excited they are to do the Macarena..

Unfortunately, I am not one of those comics where it's guaranteed that I hit it out of the park every time. You know, I am not completely reliable. I….