A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor..

Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity..

I am what you call a non-believer. I don't even want to say I'm an atheist because frankly I don't want to join their club either. But the point is, ….

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are..

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great..

I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am..

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown..

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there..

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list..

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV..

To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering..

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography..

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer..

Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love.

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly..

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it..

Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live ente….

Why would you want to keep the bluebird houses mounted in a place that you now know is unsafe for them? Bluebirds are not ornaments for pictures, the….

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men..

That's life when you're on the D-list..

I am in love with Larry David..