I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R..

I grew up in Chicago and was a huge fan of 'The Second City', so when I moved to L.A., I was looking for anything that resembled that... then I start….

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly..

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV..

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are..

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer..

Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incr….

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time..

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown..

Life is adventure. Travel is adventure at a different address..

When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or….

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or c….

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography..

I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color..

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed..

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it..

If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess..

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great..

Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity..

I am in love with Larry David..