I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound..

It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my p….

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid..

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand..

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnut….

I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating..

Phoenix is great. I love Phoenix, .. I love Scottsdale. I love the James Hotel. I have a Kathy Griffin suite. I love -what's that place called? AZ 88….

I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color..

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there..

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed..

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is ….

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at..

I believe fully in making fun of children. I believe very strongly that you should never make fun of an embryo or your ovaries. I am a big believer o….

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it..

If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess..

I love doing [stand-up]. I love making people laugh no matter how. Whether it's a commercial, or a TV show, or a reality show, or a talk show, or a s….

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great..

Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity..

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits..

I am in love with Larry David..