I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am..

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there..

To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering..

Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard..

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming..

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at..

When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version..

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is ….

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits..

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand..

When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!.

Why would you want to keep the bluebird houses mounted in a place that you now know is unsafe for them? Bluebirds are not ornaments for pictures, the….

I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential..

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor..

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable..

That's life when you're on the D-list..

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list..

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men..

Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live ente….

I am what you call a non-believer. I don't even want to say I'm an atheist because frankly I don't want to join their club either. But the point is, ….