Occupation: Actress Birth: November 4, 1960
I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh..
No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?.
It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!.
I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly..
Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to a club, and they….
I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound..
It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my p….
The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid..
I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer..
I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie….
When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version..
Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand..
There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnut….
I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating..
The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are..
If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night..
I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material..
I was a soccer cheerleader. It doesn't get nerdier than that. I was fired from the soccer cheerleading squad after one year, which I believe to this ….
Phoenix is great. I love Phoenix, .. I love Scottsdale. I love the James Hotel. I have a Kathy Griffin suite. I love -what's that place called? AZ 88….
I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it ….
I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV..