I have a no-apology policy..

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly..

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men..

When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version..

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown..

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great..

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid..

I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential..

When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or….

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming..

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time..

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R..

I grew up in Chicago and was a huge fan of 'The Second City', so when I moved to L.A., I was looking for anything that resembled that... then I start….

I am what you call a non-believer. I don't even want to say I'm an atheist because frankly I don't want to join their club either. But the point is, ….

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are..

I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am..

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there..

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list..

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV..

To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering..

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography..