I can see where influential people would like Maharishi better than Jesus. My God, if the Beatles and Mia Farrow went to Jesus, He'd tell them to giv….

If what Jesus said was good, what can it matter whether he was God or not?.

I have no culture, no humane harmony in my brains. I can't live without a culture anymore..

The Contessa was surely way ahead of her time, too, in believing that men were not only usless and idiotic, but downright dangerous. That idea wouldn….

I am of course a skeptic about the divinity of Christ and a scorner of the notion that there is a God who cares how we are or what we do..

Did you ever admire an empty-headed writer for his or her mastery of the language? No. So your own winning style must begin with ideas in your head..

They like life alright, but that they would like it even better if they could know that it was going to end sometime..

After that demonstration everybody was thinking, what's going to happen to these wonderful men who have been so useful to us? We have to give people ….

I don't think there would be many jokes, if there weren't constant frustration and fear and so forth. It's a response to bad troubles like crime..

Vietnam was a country where America was trying to make people stop being communists by dropping things on them from airplanes..

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us..

The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal..

Never take liquor into the bedroom. Don't stick anything in your ears. Be anything but an architect. Live in a nice country rather than a powerful on….

What geography can give all Middle Westerners, along with the fresh water and topsoil, if they let it, is awe for an Edenic continent stretching fore….

I am of course a skeptic about the divinity of Christ and a scorner of the notion that there is a God who cares about how we are or what we do. ... R….

He didn't look like a soldier at all. He looked like a filthy flamingo..

Being American is to eat a lot of beef steak, and boy, we've got a lot more beef steak than any other country, and that's why you ought to be glad yo….

Music makes practically everybody fonder of life than he or she would be without it..

The German philosopher Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, who had syphilis, said that only a person of deep faith could afford the luxury of religious skep….

No matter how corrupt, greedy, and heartless our government, our corporations, our media, and our religious & charitable institutions may become, the….

My country is in ruins. So I'm a fish in a poisoned fishbowl. I'm mostly just heartsick about this. There should have been hope. This should have bee….