Mae West

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

Everything's in the mind. That's where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance, but a good line is hard to resist.

Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.

Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.

Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.