I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure..

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful..

I never loved another person the way I loved myself..

The curve is more powerful than the sword..

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring..

I'm single because I was born that way..

Hollywood was like a mouse being followed by a cat called television..

I believe in the single standard -- for men and women..

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him..

When you think about it, what other playwrights are there besides O'Neill, Tennessee and me?.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better..

I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they thi….

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it..

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them..

A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book..

Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring..

How tall are you big boy? Six foot nine inches! Let's go up to my place and talk about the nine inches!.

He who hesitates is a damned fool..

Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you..

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get..

I’ve been things and I've seen places..