I’ve been things and I've seen places..

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often..

I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both s….

Flattery will get you everywhere..

Poor Mary Ann! She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he's a ruler..

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it..

Come up and see me sometime..

I started out as Snow White, but then I drifted..

Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook..

I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust..

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them..

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided..

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself..

all pleasures should be taken in great leisure and are worth going into in detail; love is not like eating a quick lunch with one's hat on..

I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary..

I've been things and seen places..

Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss..

I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself..

You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest..

[On the metaphysical:] ... I knew in some marvelous way I had touched the hem of the unknown. And being me, I wanted to lift that hemline a little bi….