Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before..

It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect..

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported..

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men..

I speak two languages, Body and English..

I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself.

Sometimes it seems to me I've known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints..

Pour him out of here!.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you..

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway..

Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini..

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them..

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins..

Look your best - who said love is blind?.

I like my clothes tight enough to show I'm a woman, but loose enough to show I'm a lady..

I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it..

When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin..

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them..

Tira: Whatever you're thinkin' you're wrong. I only like him like a brother. You ain't got nothin' to worry about. . . . Say listen you. A better dam….

I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde..

It's easy to get married, but hard to stay that way..