I also avoid green vegetables. They're grossly overrated..

Madame Bovary is the sexiest book imaginable. The woman's virtually a nyphomaniac but you won't find a vulgar word in the entire thing..

Work is much more fun than fun..

There's always something fishy about the French..

It is my considered opinion that the human race (soi disant) is cruel, idiotic, sentimental, predatory, ungrateful, ugly, conceited and egocentric to….

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit..

Labour leaders lead us all, though we know they bleed us all. Cheer our new Decline and Fall, Gibbon might have dreamed it all..

Las Vegas: It was not cafe society, it was Nescafe society.

How about slipping out of those wet things and into a dry Martini?.

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage..

I'm over-educated in the things I shouldn't have known at all..

Having to read footnotes resembles having to go downstairs to answer the door while in the midst of making love..

To take a gloomy view of life is not part of my philosophy; to laugh at the idiocies of my fellow creatures is. However, at this particular moment I ….

Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun..

Christmas is at our throats again..

I'm an enormously talented man, and there's no use pretending that I'm not..

How foolish to think that one can ever slam the door in the face of age. Much wiser to be polite and gracious and ask him to lunch in advance..

Exercise is the most awful illusion. The secret is a lot of aspirin and marrons glaces..

I can't sing, but I know how to, which is quite different..

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is..

Hollywood is a place where some people lie on the beach and look up at the stars, whereas other people lie on the stars and look down at the beach..