Occupation: Comedian Birth: March 30, 1957
But at the same time that the experience is pulling you apart, it's also bonding you. You have this joint venture! You both made this baby. And that'….
There was a period where our child's birth was getting really close, and we still had nothing. We were dangerously close to calling him Untitled Baby….
The simple combination of letters and sounds you select as a name for your baby can result in a life of carefree coolness or decades of expensive the….
Just because a baby cries, I discovered, doesn't mean there's always something wrong. Sometimes babies wake up for no real reason. They just want to ….
The first time I tried to put a new diaper on my baby, I yanked the little Velcro strap too jerkily and actually punched the little guy in the jaw. A….
People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between y….
But you get past that and realize you have to let go of what you think you want. There'll be plenty of time for that later. Right now, go and be with….
In some cultures they don't name their babies right away. They wait until they see how the child develops. Like in Dances with Wolves. Unfortunately,….
So where did these cravings come from? I concluded it's the baby ordering in. Prenatal takeout. Even without ever being in a restaurant, fetuses deve….
Peanut butter and lamb chops were not foods that had ever been a significant part of our life before pregnancy. In fact, my wife almost never ate eit….
My wife would say my worst habit is that I'm not good at dropping subjects. If something bothers me, I'll bring it up endlessly and relentlessly. I t….
I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar..
When people talk about wanting to have children someday, what they really mean is that they want babies. Nobody wants an angry adolescent. Nobody wan….
They're not the sharpest people - babies. So, you must be everything to them..
Field of Dreams is the only movie - and I saw it in the theater - on an afternoon when I was on location somewhere, and there were like 12 people in ….
He was born early. But he was born within a safe range of premature..
In traditional TV, it's very hard to have the luxury of banking all your scripts and getting everything in a row, but it does make it very easy, and ….
We have such a long, familiar history with Peter Falk. The minute his mug is on that screen people smile..
My parenting style could be described as not good cop or bad cop so much as nervous cop. I'm always yelling for somebody to stop because they're abou….
Parents often give middle names just so that later, when they're yelling at the kid, they can drag it out. Henry David Thoreau, you come in here this….
I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought that some people are born comedians ... just like so….