Occupation: Comedian Birth: March 30, 1957
I'd never directed before and this movie's too important to me to put in the hands of some guy who has never directed. Even if it's me.
When I'm writing for a book, it's much more reflective process. I have certain things that may not translate well to the stage, but, when they're on ….
You know, the fact that every morning you get a script in your mailbox, that's going to stop. All these little pedestrian, mundane things. And the ca….
When you get busy, the priorities change. In your twenties, you hang out with who you were in school with. Then you grow up and you hang out with the….
But the two of them together, broke my heart. Olympia and Peter, those scenes... When they're kissing in their 20s and then kissing in their 70s, tha….
As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought you were..
The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering..
The consumer mentality - we like something, what other flavor does it come in? We like that TV show, does it come in a book form? Does it come in a c….
Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We'd be fun together.
Younger kids, they understand that things aren't so perfect with their father or with their mother..
Sometimes it works out well, and certain household responsibilities fall naturally to those who like doing them. For example, my wife likes to pack s….
In fact, I had the idea because of Peter Falk. I saw my dad watching a Peter Falk movie and something clicked in my head. I gotta go make a movie for….
There are two types of people in life - those who get it and those who don't..
A new child in the house is a huge tourist attraction. It's like Disneyland, except there the lines are longer and no one brings casseroles..
We all hold on to some image of the family we want, based one way or another on the family we had. Lots of people are thrilled about the families the….
Our date-nightrule is no talking about the kids. That lasts about to the end of the driveway..
It was trying to make my tennis game look mildly respectable, which I found you don't even really need to practice if you have a really good editor. ….
The most used appliance in our house is my 10-year-old son Leon's Xbox..
That's the nice thing about doing stand-up. There's no development, you just go out there and get an immediate response as to whether something is go….
Over the years, there certainly have been plenty of ideas that I've had and given up on, but for this one, the only thing that was standing in its wa….
A friend told me to listen to my heart. Another friend told me to listen to my gut. Maybe I need an autopsy, because right now my colon is kind of if….