You know what? The obvious is obvious for a reason..

In the original draft I was 27 and Peter was 55 in the script. That's not the same as a guy in his 40s and a dad in the end of his 70s. It's a differ….

There was a period where our child's birth was getting really close, and we still had nothing. We were dangerously close to calling him Untitled Baby….

The simple combination of letters and sounds you select as a name for your baby can result in a life of carefree coolness or decades of expensive the….

Just because a baby cries, I discovered, doesn't mean there's always something wrong. Sometimes babies wake up for no real reason. They just want to ….

But you get past that and realize you have to let go of what you think you want. There'll be plenty of time for that later. Right now, go and be with….

So where did these cravings come from? I concluded it's the baby ordering in. Prenatal takeout. Even without ever being in a restaurant, fetuses deve….

Peanut butter and lamb chops were not foods that had ever been a significant part of our life before pregnancy. In fact, my wife almost never ate eit….

I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar..

When people talk about wanting to have children someday, what they really mean is that they want babies. Nobody wants an angry adolescent. Nobody wan….

Field of Dreams is the only movie - and I saw it in the theater - on an afternoon when I was on location somewhere, and there were like 12 people in ….

We have such a long, familiar history with Peter Falk. The minute his mug is on that screen people smile..

My parenting style could be described as not good cop or bad cop so much as nervous cop. I'm always yelling for somebody to stop because they're abou….

Parents often give middle names just so that later, when they're yelling at the kid, they can drag it out. Henry David Thoreau, you come in here this….

I remember my wife and I used to get on plane and see everybody else with their babies. They'd be putting strollers and car seats up above, and we'd ….

I'm not smart enough to write about something that didn't actually happen to me. But I couldn't write a space movie if you put a gun to my head..

Jerry Lewis played on the very first season of Mad About You, and he played basically himself, but he was called some other name. He said he's never ….

But the two of them together, broke my heart. Olympia and Peter, those scenes... When they're kissing in their 20s and then kissing in their 70s, tha….

Younger kids, they understand that things aren't so perfect with their father or with their mother..

A new child in the house is a huge tourist attraction. It's like Disneyland, except there the lines are longer and no one brings casseroles..

A friend told me to listen to my heart. Another friend told me to listen to my gut. Maybe I need an autopsy, because right now my colon is kind of if….