We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contr….

My wife would say my worst habit is that I'm not good at dropping subjects. If something bothers me, I'll bring it up endlessly and relentlessly. I t….

Why do you think people close their eyes when they kiss? Think about it. In the real world, if you saw someone an-inch-and-a-half away, coming at you….

Three has always been tougher than Two. Think of any of your famous threesomes. The Three Stooges? Look at the anger there. My bet is that before Cur….

He was born early. But he was born within a safe range of premature..

My wife and I never agree on the dishtowels. It's a matter of terms. She asks me not to put the dishtowel in the sink. So I drape it over the sink, b….

They don't see that whole pattern. Worm/death. Worm/death. I would catch on..

And after you've done the acting, there's a lot of places you can put your input - in the editing, in the production of it, in the rewriting of it an….

But at the same time that the experience is pulling you apart, it's also bonding you. You have this joint venture! You both made this baby. And that'….

Sometimes it works out well, and certain household responsibilities fall naturally to those who like doing them. For example, my wife likes to pack s….

Over the years, there certainly have been plenty of ideas that I've had and given up on, but for this one, the only thing that was standing in its wa….

When I'm writing for a book, it's much more reflective process. I have certain things that may not translate well to the stage, but, when they're on ….

We all hold on to some image of the family we want, based one way or another on the family we had. Lots of people are thrilled about the families the….

By shrewdly linking procreation to an act likely to make you stupid with excitement, God has seen to it that Life does indeed go on. It's possible, b….

You know, the fact that every morning you get a script in your mailbox, that's going to stop. All these little pedestrian, mundane things. And the ca….

Our date-nightrule is no talking about the kids. That lasts about to the end of the driveway..

Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We'd be fun together.

In fact, I had the idea because of Peter Falk. I saw my dad watching a Peter Falk movie and something clicked in my head. I gotta go make a movie for….

There are two types of people in life - those who get it and those who don't..

There's something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy becomes six times less a man. You feel r….

Nothing would make me happier if Peter Falk would finally win his Oscar for this. Not just as the writer but as a fan and a friend. It would be so gr….