I also like a great Caesar salad with anchovies, although I don't know why some places say 'with anchovies.' If you're making a proper Caesar salad, ….

I was one of the first people to almost actually vomit over hearing the use of the phrase "family values" and I pride myself on never having fallen f….

I think we need a 12-step group for non-stop talkers. We're going to call it On and On Anon..

I happen to be a devout atheist. I don't believe in God. I still go to church -- I'm not a heathen. I go to an atheist church. We have crippled guys ….

I love key lime pie, although it's never made the proper way..

I only do two things in my life, and that's take care of my kids and work. Fortunately, these are my favorite things to do, so it works out..

Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just to be home and see my cats..

I was diagnosed a number of years ago with obsessive-compulsive disorder - which everyone has, to some degree - and I have this really annoying trait….

I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do..

President Obama could keep a big map with push pins on it to keep track of how many countries hate us, and when we get down to only half, let's have ….

You know, in politics when you come in third, it's a win..

I made mistakes and I broke the law and I'm more than willing to pay a price for that. But there's a price beyond that that my children have paid, an….