There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at..

I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true..

What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?.

I'm for human lib, the liberation of all people, not just black people or female people or gay people..

I'm not for integration and I'm not against it..

I live in racist America and I'm uneducated, yet a lot of people love me and like what I do, and I can make a living from it. You can't do much bette….

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life..

Yes, I'm religious. God has shown me things, made certain ways clear to me..

I urge you to ask yourself just how honorable it is to preside over the abuse and suffering of animals..

If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'..

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want….

I just don't want to die alone, that's all. That's not too much to ask for, is it It would be nice to have someone care about me, for who I am, not a….

Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it..

When I was in Africa, this voice came to me and said, "Richard, what do you see?" I said, "I see all types of people." The voice said, "But do you se….

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour..

Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there..

There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other mat….

I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic..

You gotta be cool when you're macho man, cuz you can't be sensitive and care about someone having a good time in bed, cuz that's too scary... When yo….

There's nothing worse than being an aging young person..

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enou….