I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety..

Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's ha….

The black groups that boycott certain films would do better to get the money together to make the films they want to see, or stay in church and leave….

Unfortunately, the show's success comes at the expense of its biggest asset -- the comedians themselves..

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star..

I don't want them hip white people coming up to me and calling me no n - - or telling me n - - jokes. I don't like it..

That's insanity. We must be good all the time..

Everyone carries around his own monsters..

I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever..

I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true..

The way I see it, the earth is going to be here after we're dead and gone. Even if it's a polluted planet, and they messed it up. Where do they go fr….

What I'm saying might be profane, but it's also profound..

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude..

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star..

I see people as the nucleus of a great idea that hasn't come to be yet..

Most people that you talk to, they's intelligent. Like I said, "Most people.".

You have to have lived some life. You've got to have paid some dues..

He's just always positive. He's always smiling and he's always trying..

In March I had a minor heart attack while I was vacationing in Australia. it scared me, but it was nothing compared to what someone had in store for ….

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right..

Movies are movies, and I don't think any of them are going to hurt the moral fiber of America and all that nonsense..