Imagine people calling you to find out if you're dead. I've led a real crazy life at times, and I've had many strange things happen to me, but that w….

It's been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and refused..

What I am for is justice for everyone, just like it says in the Constitution..

I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right ….

Why get killed when you can run ... your ego will heal much faster than a broken jaw..

I don't want to go through life as a Wonder Wheel murderer!.

Even when I was a little kid, I always said I would be in the movies one day, and damned if I didn't make it..

There are only two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last..

Rosa Parks showed us all that one little person can make a whole bunch of noise without so much as a whisper. She showed the world that the color of ….

I realized this is what God has dealt me, and I should be thankful considering all that's happened to me in my life, but MS caused the movies to stop….

I'm not for integration and I'm not against it..

You don't get to be old bein' no fool..

I was a loner and never hung out with anyone. I never had any friends..

What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?.

I went through every phone book in Africa, and I didn't find one god damned Pryor!.

I bought my parents a home before they died, and they got to see that I was going to be all right. They always thought I would go someplace..

To be diagnosed was the hardest thing because I didn't know what they were talking about... And the doctor said, Don't worry, in three months you'll ….

If you ask me about women's lib, I say I don't even know what that is..

My grandmother used to discipline me, I mean, beat my ass, and I deserved them, too..

There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at..

You can have a film and have 200 white people working on it, and nobody finds anything wrong with that. But if you insist on having a black crew, all….