I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing..

I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist..

People have let me down in the past. I've loved something, and it's become a disgrace. I'd rather start again..

I want to get all the nations of the world together, it doesn't matter what colour or creed, and I want to sit them down and say: "Guys, The Office i….

I don't feel any pressure at all because I don't care. That's an occupational hazard... but if you're doing anything of any worth, and not doing some….

Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals..

Life is so interesting... just every day life. I remember someone once saying: "Drama is real life with the boring bits taken out.".

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right. Some people are offended by mixed marriage, gay people, atheism. So what? F*** 'em..

Comedy and drama are different sides of the same coin. And the thing about comedy and drama is about likability. It's about character first. It's abo….

Dear Religion, This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school. Yours, Science..

I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling?.

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.

You are the result of billions of years of evolution. You will only live for a few years and will never exist again. Absolutely beautiful.

Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real..

Fact is stranger than fiction. You see people walking down the street that would never be allowed on television. You have to tone it down..

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid..

I remember the first check I got for 'The Office,' and it made me feel sad. It ruined it. ... Because there was sort of a nobility in poverty..

I think Hollywood's gotten more reactionary and conservative over the years, because there's no longer art in Hollywood. Art suffers in Hollywood..