Occupation: Humorist Birth: September 15, 1889 Death: November 21, 1945
The naturalistic literature of this country has reached such a state that no family of characters is considered true to life whichdoes not include at….
I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk..
I suppose that one of the psychological principles of advertising is to so hammer the name of your product into the mind of the timid buyer that when….
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
It is rather to be chosen than great riches, unless I have omitted something from the quotation..
She sleeps alone at last..
The Ultimate Day really begins the night before, when you sit up until one o'clock trying to get things into trunk and bags. This is when you discove….
I don't want to be an alarmist, but I think that the Younger Generation is up to something.... I base my apprehension on nothing more definite than t….
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry..
Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street and not to have the impulse to rush downstairs and out on to the sidewalk..
The only cure for a real hangover is death..
It has always seemed to me that the most difficult part of building a bridge would be the start..
I am more the inspirational type of speller. I work on hunches rather than mere facts, and the result is sometimes open to criticism by purists..
There is probably not more than one hundred dollars in cash in circulation today. That is, if you were to call in all the bills and silver and gold i….
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn't make any sense if quoted as it stands..
A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated..
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or….