Occupation: Humorist Birth: September 15, 1889 Death: November 21, 1945
Charlemagne either died or was born or did something with the Holy Roman Empire in 800..
In preparing the soil for planting, you will need several tools. Dynamite would be a beautiful thing to use, but it would have a tendency to get the ….
This congestion in the post offices is due to what are technically known as "regulations" but what are really a series of acrostics and anagrams devi….
One of the great natural phenomena is the way in which a tube of toothpaste suddenly empties itself when it hears that you are planning a trip, so th….
A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps..
For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing aroun….
Anything can happen, but it usually doesn't..
A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency o….
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are….
There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist..
The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty..
The Ultimate Day really begins the night before, when you sit up until one o'clock trying to get things into trunk and bags. This is when you discove….
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people..
Infants need the most sleep, and, what is more, get it. Stunning them with a soft, padded hammer is the best way to insure their getting it at the ri….
There are two ways to travel, first class or with children..
I am both a public and a private school boy myself, having always changed schools just as the class in English in the new school was taking up Silas ….
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down..
Next to a shot of some good, habit-forming narcotic, there is nothing like travelling alone as a 'builder-upper..
It must be a source of great chagrin to those in charge to think of so many people being able to stick a stamp on a letter and drop it in a mail box ….
I don't want to be an alarmist, but I think that the Younger Generation is up to something.... I base my apprehension on nothing more definite than t….
New York - The city where the people from Oshkosh look at the people from Dubuque in the next theater seats and say "These New Yorkers don't dress an….