In California, we are a sixty percent Hispanic state, we elected an Austrian governor. Even old Nazis are going "That's weird.".

Comedy is acting out optimism..

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?.

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church..

I think it's great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal..

The dramas for me allow me to explore more behavioral, deeper psychological things. But the comedies obviously allow me to explore the idea of really….

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself..

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block.".

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world..

Kid, if You Need Booze or Drugs to Enjoy Your Life to the Fullest, You're Doing It Wrong..

You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand..

Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing, turn cold, and die..

We are surrounded by a lot of failed ecosystems; the moon being one, Mars, Venus. There’s evidence of water on Mars and rivers and it didn’t take. Al….

It's been a tough year. . . Someone said I should send out Buddhist thank-you cards since Buddhists believe that anything that challenges you makes y….

Politically, I don't care what party you're from, offer a point of view and let's see what happens and really debate the issues rather than use perso….

I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence..

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it..

I stopped drinking when I had children because I wanted to be awake and aware. I did not want to be going, you know, daddy loves you and then drop my….

My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorn….

You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude.

She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.