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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
I never met a kid I liked.
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
I must have a drink of breakfast.
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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