Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
W. C. FieldsRead
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
Interpretation
This quote humorously juxtaposes death with whiskey, suggesting a comically exaggerated distraction from life's seriousness.
W. C. Fields' quote plays with the idea of using alcohol as an escape from the harsh realities of life and death. By referring to drowning in a 'cold vat of whiskey', Fields adds a layer of humor and wit, cleverly implying that one might prefer the intoxication of whiskey over the somber contemplation of mortality. This reflects the often humorous approach to serious subjects like death, demonstrating how laughter can serve as a coping mechanism.
In practice
During a toast at a friend's party to celebrate life's quirks.
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
I was married once--in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
I heard that after you throw away a 'New York Times,' it takes over a hundred years for the lies to biodegrade.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
The most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning - it's a man or a woman without a sense of humor.
I may be a burglar...but I'm an honest one, I hope, more or less.
You can't be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.
When I first started doing my comedy act, I just desperately needed material. So I took literally everything I knew how to do on stage with me, which was juggling, magic and banjo and my little comedy routines. I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy.
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