Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
W. C. FieldsRead
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
Interpretation
This quote highlights the awkwardness and discomfort in relationships, particularly when it involves love and engagement.
W. C. Fields humorously captures the tension and embarrassment that can arise in personal relationships, specifically when one finds themselves in an unintentional conflict over romantic partners. The quote illustrates the complexities of love and friendship, stressing that situations can arise where personal happiness may inadvertently hurt someone else, particularly in matters of the heart.
In practice
In a speech at a wedding, one could use this quote to reflect humorously on the complexities of love and friendship.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
I was married once--in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
We have begun to slam doors, and to throw things. I throw my purse, an ashtray, a package of chocolate chips, which breaks on impact. We are picking up chocolate chips for days. Jon throws a glass of milk, the milk, not the glass: he knows his own strength, as I do not. He throws a box of Cheerios, unopened. The things I throw miss, although they are worse things. The things he throws hit, but are harmless. I begin to see how the line is crossed, between histrionics and murder.
I'm a mirror. If you're cool with me, I'm cool with you, and the exchange starts. What you see is what you reflect. If you don't like what you see, then you've done something. If I'm standoffish, that's because you are.
We can experience an erosion of self-esteem when we're lonely, as we come to believe that it's because we're not likable or because something is broken inside of us. And that can just compound that loneliness further and further.
I was tired of a system where women waited around for men to send them a message or ask them out. With Bumble - first a dating app, now a social network that helps you make empowering connections in love, life, and business - women had to make the first move, or the match was void.
You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with.
Empathy has the power to bring together people who would otherwise never meet. It has the power to teach us and to reach us in moments of isolation when we think nobody understands.
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