Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
W. C. FieldsRead
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
Interpretation
This quote highlights the awkwardness and discomfort in relationships, particularly when it involves love and engagement.
W. C. Fields humorously captures the tension and embarrassment that can arise in personal relationships, specifically when one finds themselves in an unintentional conflict over romantic partners. The quote illustrates the complexities of love and friendship, stressing that situations can arise where personal happiness may inadvertently hurt someone else, particularly in matters of the heart.
In practice
In a speech at a wedding, one could use this quote to reflect humorously on the complexities of love and friendship.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
I was married once--in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Sometimes human beings are very much like bees. Bees are fiercely protective of their hive, provided you are outside it. Once you’re in, the workers sort of assume that it must have been cleared by management and take no notice; various freeloading insects have evolved a mellifluous existence because of this very fact. Humans act the same way.
It was in Cihangir that i first learned Istanbul was not an anonymous multitude of walled-in lives - a jungle of apartments where no one knew who was dead or who was celebrating what - but an archipelago of neighbourhoods in which everyone knew each other.
Contemplative prayer [oración mental] in my opinion is nothing else than a close sharing between friends; it means taking time frequently to be alone with him who we know loves us.
And that's the insult of it, how always it comes back to a woman being a "good" mother in the world's eyes or a "bad" mother, how everything in a woman's life is funneled through her body between her legs.
Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and care for all life.
I take people very seriously. People are all I take seriously, in fact. Therefore, I have nothing but sympathy for how people behave - and nothing but laughter to console them with.
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