Will Rogers

Always drink upstream from the herd.

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.