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College is something you complete. Life is something you experience. So don't worry about your grade, or the results or success. Success is defined in myriad ways, and you will find it, and people will no longer be grading you, but it will come from your own internal sense of decency.
Interpretation
What this quote means
Education is about experiences rather than just grades.
In this quote, Jon Stewart emphasizes that while college may focus on grades and achievements, true success in life comes from experiences and personal fulfillment. He argues that success is subjective and should be defined by one's own values and internal standards rather than external measures, encouraging a more holistic view of education and personal growth.
Themes
EducationSuccessExperienceGradesLife
In practice
Example use cases
During a motivational speech at a graduation ceremony, this quote could be used to encourage students to focus on their experiences.
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